An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh Allah, I did your bidding but I have a request. Since I am only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores instead?”
Allah thought carefully then replied with considered wisdom:
"Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex, so you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually hungry and frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber thought carefully and responded:
"Well, I guess I can live with that - how hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
To which Allah replied:
"Who said they were women?"